I Don't Like Mondays

    C              G

The silicon chip inside her head

     F               G

Gets switched to overload

    C                    G

And nobody's gonna go to school today,

            F                 G

She's gonna make them stay at home,

    Am                 G

And daddy doesn't understand it,

          C                    F

He always said she was good as gold,

           F

And he can see no reasons

          F

Cos there are no reasons

     F                        G

What reason do you need to be shown


        C                G

Tell me why I don't like mondays,

        F                G

Tell me why I don't like mondays,

        C                G

Tell me why I don't like mondays,

        F                    G

I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot

NC            C

The whole day down.


    C                G

The Telex machine is kept so clean

       F                  G

And it types to a waiting world,

    C

And Mother feels so shocked

         G

Father's world is rocked,

          F

And their thoughts turn to

      G

Their own little girl.

Am                       G

Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen,

       C                  F

No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat,

         F

They can see no reasons

          F

Cos there are no reasons

     F              G

What reasons do you need


        C                G

Tell me why I don't like mondays

        F                G

Tell me why I don't like mondays

        C                G

Tell me why I don't like mondays

        F                    G

I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot

NC            Am                             F

The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down...


            C                        G

And all the playing's stopped in the playground now

    F                      G

She wants to play with her toys a while,

    C                      G

And school's out early and soon we'll be learning

        F               G

And the lesson today is how to die.

             Am

And then the bullhorn crackles,

        G

And the captain tackles,

         C                          F

With the problems and the how's and why's

           F

And he can see no reasons

          F

Cos there are no reasons

     F                     G

what reason do you need to die


        C                G

Tell me why I don't like mondays

        F                G

Tell me why I don't like mondays

        C                G

Tell me why I don't like mondays

        F                    G

I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot

NC            C

The whole day down.