Polythene Pam

 E                   D   A         E

    Well, you should see Polythene Pam
                   D              A            E

    She`s so good looking but she looks like a man
                       G                             B

    Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
                    C   D         E

    Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
    C     D     E

    Yeah, yeah, yeah
 D/E  A  E (x 2)
 Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
 She`s killer diller when she`s dressed to the hilt
 She`s the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
 Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 D/E  A  E (x2)
 D  A  E  (x 9?)
 [Geez, while I`m at it, here`s She Came in through the Bathroom Window.
 Same source:] ltrics corrected by Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca
 
 A                                 D

  She came in through the bathroom window
 A          F#m         D

  protected by a silver spoon
 A            F#m                 D

  But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
         D7                      A

  by the banks of her own lagoon
 (A)                Dm
 Didn`t anybody tell her?
 A                   Dm

 Didn`t anybody see?
 G7                       C

 Sunday`s on the phone to Monday
 G7                        C        (go to 2/4 for the C)
 Tuesday`s on the phone to me
 She said she`d always been a dancer
 Worked in fifteen clubs a day
 And though I thought I knew the answer
 Well, I knew but I could not say
 So I quit the police department
 and got myself a steady job
 And though she tried her best to help me
 she could steal but she could not rob
 
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